WHO KNOWS?

Are bathrooms locked at gas stations to make sure nobody can break in and clean them?

Why do deer cross a road at those yellow road signs?

Where do Forest Rangers "get away from it all?"

If adults can enjoy adultery, can infants enjoy infancy?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If "I am" is the shortest sentence, is "I do" the longest?

If we are here to help others, why aren't others here?

Why can the sun lighten your hair, but darken skin?

Why do so many women find it easier to put on mascara if they do it with an open mouth?

When will we see a "Psychic Wins Lottery" headline?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why do doctors call it their "practice"?

If you trust a man or woman enough to invest your money, why call that person "a broker?"

If it's the time when traffic is slowest, why call it the "rush hour"?

When dog food has improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

If there's an indestructible black box on airplanes, why not use the same stuff for the whole plane?

Why have Braille dots on a drive-up ATM keypad?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If flying is so safe, why call an airport a "terminal?"

Why call it tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

What happens if you bite the hand that feeds you?

Why is a miss as good as a mile?

If you lie down with dogs, do you stink the next day?

If you love everybody, can you really trust them all?

If humans evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

What if there were no more hypothetical questions?

Is there another word for synonym?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Can complex problems have simple, wrong answers?

If you forgive enemies, why remember their names?