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fast funnIES

  • Don't you love to see how drivers stuck in traffic just forget that they're total strangers and come together with teamwork to stop a jerk from cutting in at the front of the line? Stay strong brothers and sisters. 


  • Even under ideal conditions, a lot of people can have trouble locating car keys or a cell phone in a pocket, but everyone can find the snooze button on an alarm clock in 2 seconds -- and do it from 3 feet away with eyes closed. First time, every time!


  • The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 


  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.


  • You never know when it will strike, but there's a time at work when you know you just won't be productive for the rest of the day.


  • How often do you ask "what did you say" before you should nod and smile even if you didn't understand?


  • Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. But not pants. Never. You can wear them forever.


  • A day without sunshine is like, night.


  • Bad decisions can make good stories.


  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.


  • 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.


  • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 


  • About half the people you know are below average.


  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


  • Bacteria are the only culture some people have.


  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.


  • A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.


  • Plan to be spontaneous, make it tomorrow.


  • If you think nobody cares, try missing payments.


  • When all seems okay, you overlooked something.


  • If everything is coming your way, you're surely in the wrong lane.


  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.


  • The best form of birth control after 50 is nudity. 


  • Attorneys use their personalities for birth control.


  • The difference between a boyfriend and a husband is often about 50 lbs. and 45 minutes.


  • Men always want to marry virgins because they don't  like criticism. 


  • A difference between a new husband and a new dog is that a dog is still excited to see you a year later.



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